I'd like to introduce you to my husband's "friend"

[Harmonious_Discord]

We all might get to see this lady on wife swap. She’s perfect material for that show. They’ll play up the Wiccan part and she definitely will serve the roll of an extreme polar opposite to another wife.

[corkboard]

@teela_brown

Admittedly I’m not very techno-hip, and know nothing about blogs, text-messaging, chatrooms, IMing and whatnot, but I’ve always suspected that blogs exist so that self-involved simpletons like Willow can blather on endlessly about themselves and their uber-uninteresting lives. This tends to confirm it.

Yeah, I’ve always assumed that’s basically what Live Journal was all about. A bunch of posters like Willow.

[Scissorjack]

@badbadrubberpiggy

How does one pass a drug test “with flying colors”, anyway?

Pissing blood. Incontinently.

[kayT]

@Litoris

Please, forgive me for being the kind of person who would post to the Pit about something that chaps my ass, get the vitriol and annoyance out of my system and move on with my life rather than being the type of person that would confront someone else about their willful ignorance and cause a whole big scene and falling out that would involve more people than just me and the person that writes these ignorant blogs. I honestly hope you can forgive me for this obvious flaw. I mean, you know, I’m kind of weird about you know, not being a douche, especially when it serves no purpose.

Could we get everyone who is confused about the purpose of the Pit to read this a few times. Puts it very very well in my opinion.

[Boyo_Jim]

@Lynn_Bodoni

Welllll, not for the first instance. And if she knows TWO people like this, I would think that would be punishment enough.

Yeah, kind of. I don’t see the need to invite more stupid onto the board, though. Generally we get enough stupid as it is. And I think of this sort of person as a lost cause, really. There’s the old saying “Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.” In this case, I think it would be “Smart is only skin deep, but ignorance goes clean to the bone.” Not even the combined efforts of all Dopers, prolific or not, could help this woman with her ignorance. Though she probably would blog about how everyone on this new site is Mean and Hateful to her.

Well, yes, we get stupid, but rarely of this caliber. She is likely to stomp of in a kerfluffle after a few days of being slapped around, and then blog about her horrible experience, THAT would be the treasure worth having.

[Little_Plastic_Ninja]

@zweisamkeit

Two arby melts, curly fries, a turnover and regular (she doesn’t drink diet) pop is around 1550 calories! No freakin’ wonder you’re gaining weight!

Damn! :eek:

I’m no petite flower and I’ve been known to overeat on occasion, but the thought of eating all that in one sitting makes me retch. Just two melts and fries would be enough without all the gobs of sweet.

But. Um. Yeah. This girl is, unfortunately, not all that special or unique. I wish she was.

[JSexton]

@Cisco

Ignorant people often accuse others of being ignorant
Racists often accuse others of being racist
Lazy people often accuse others of being lazy
Liars pretty much always accuse everyone else of being a huge liar

You are a brilliant, successful, and handsome man.

[mshar253]

I think that you overreacted to my post a little, Litoris. I would have handled it differently, but I guess I understand your points.

Whatever.

[Litoris]

@mshar253

I think that you overreacted to my post a little, Litoris. I would have handled it differently, but I guess I understand your points.

Whatever.

Of course you would have handled it differently – you are not me. I don’t expect you to act or react like I do, I hope you afford me the same courtesy. The beauty of this forum is that I can rant about someone that annoys me without having to have a real-life (very likely physical) row with that person. In doing so, I let off steam in a productive way – one in which no one is humiliated or harmed. Regardless of whether or not I overreacted to your post, this is the right forum in which to air my disgust at someone’s willfully ignorant racism. Meh.

[CanvasShoes]

Originally Posted by lieu View Post
I’m not much of a fan of “segeration” either. Now Steve Miller, him I like.

You should be shot with a silver bullet* for that one!

I’m sorry I don’t get it (and sorry if you’ve already answered this within the thread).

[Kimstu]

@CanvasShoes

I’m sorry I don’t get it

Prolly a ref to Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band.

[Isamu]

[quote=“Litoris, post:1, topic:488270”]

I’d like to introduce you to my Husband’s friend

[QUOTE]

forced smile. Oh look, they’re serving peanuts at the bar! Excuse me…

[Dijon_Warlock]

@MeanOldLady

So wait. Does this woman have super powers, or not? If so, what kind? If she can teleport or read minds, maybe she’s onto something, and the rest of us are all jackanapes.

JackaLOPES!

You spelled it wrong.

I agree, she’s not the brightest bulb in the Christmas lights. All else has been said.

I just wanted to post about jackalopes…

[Pushkin]

I know someone who, like “Willow” goes online to “goggle” for information. He to was (and for all I know still is) a pretty bitter racist.

[brazil84]

@Litoris

****'s used to protect the innocent, this idiot doesn’t care, so I had to re-read the trainwreck to make sure I didn’t leave any names intact. WTF is a “vavaction day”?

Congratulations. I imagine it feels good to know you are morally, intellectually, and orthographically superior to this person.

[Litoris]

@brazil84

Congratulations. I imagine it feels good to know you are morally, intellectually, and orthographically superior to this person.

Thanks, but I didn’t need reassurance of the obvious

[Marley23]

@brazil84

Congratulations. I imagine it feels good to know you are morally, intellectually, and orthographically superior to this person.

Don’t you feel quite supreme yourself sometimes? I think it’s interesting you’ve chosen to defend this particular vicious racist, but your response comes across as a kind of self-parody.

[Boyo_Jim]

@brazil84

Congratulations. I imagine it feels good to know you are morally, intellectually, and orthographically superior to this person.

Probably orthodontically superior too!

[Litoris]

@Boyo_Jim

Probably orthodontically superior too!

Sadly, no I have horrible teeth – genetic disorder, while hers are quite nice. You see, you helped me find something positive to say about her!

[Punoqllads]

@Dijon_Warlock

JackaLOPES!

You spelled it wrong.

JackaNAPES!