Didn’t I used to smoke that when I was in college? (It’s so hard to remember!)
Anyway, welcome Mr. Jeannie.
[Oops!]
I mean, Omega Red. 
~~Baloo
Don’t trust this dude. I’m going for surgery after his stupid bad luck thread.
;j
Hi Omega. Hope you enjoy your stay. The bathroom’s down the hall, first door on the left.
Hi, Omega! Glad to meetcha. Well, since you’ve already be exposed (figuratively speaking) to this collection of misfits and degenerates, then I guess you’re resigned to the chaos you’re getting yourself into.
You are more than welcome here, and any juicy blackmail details would of course be appreciated.
Veb
Yes, I was always good at being Omega Red in the video game of the X-Men.
What’s the skinny on the blackmail?
Me too. Men! Go figure… 
Grace! Why, I am shocked! Man, you think you know someone…
Can’t blame a girl for trying. Besides, I was enough of an X-Men fan to remember Omega Red. Just think of all the delicious things he could’ve done with those tentacles. Oh well, maybe I should go revive that thread on secret cartoon crushes. LOL
You know, if I ever foundt a wife (yeah, right) and she registered here, methinks I’d be doing some frantic searches.
Followed, no doubt, by a stream of e-mails to the admins:
"To whom it may concern,
Can you please close AND DELETE the following threads?.."
Hi Omega Red Derek!
Well, it’s about time. Welcome. My first car was an Omega; brown, though, not red. But I do like the name.
Emergency exits are located and the front, middle, and rear of the message board.
Possible alternatives:
How about prowler? Loiterer? Skulker?
Welcome to the board Mr.-Omega-Derek-Red-Jeannie.
Welcome aboard, OR!
Do you mind getting greasy, and does the smell of doped fabric get you excited?
When a family member of mine tried to sign up, she got told “Sorry, but someone has already signed up on this computer”
Dammit, Baloo, you beat me to it!
Now I’ll have “Omega red, he’ll steal your woman and he’ll rob your head!” going through what’s left of my brain cells.
Anyway, welcome, OR, glad to have you. Make yourself at home; you can put your feet up on the furniture around here, and no one will give you any crap about it. Care for a cold one?
;j
welcome to the boards, omega red. hope you have fun.
Omega Red
Welcome the the board. Lurking is a good thing to do before jumping right in.
I guess I gotta go change my .sig now.
Welcome aboard, Omega Red! You’re not going to be in the new X-Men movie, by any chance, are you?