I finally got my husband to sign up for the SDMB. He doesn’t feel comfortable posting right away, but he thinks the term “lurker” sounds kind of ominous. So he has decided to be a “sidler.” He’ll just kind of hang out and pop in when you least expect it.
Oh, and he didn’t like the idea I had for a username for him : Mr. Jeannie. So, he’s going by Omega Red
So, say hi to my honey…
Hi Honey!
Hello everyone!!!
I attended a Staight Dope gathering a little bit ago. I had fun and decided to post on the board. So here I am. If you want info that you can use to blackmail Jeannie, let me know. 
Welcome aboard Omega Red. Enjoy.
btw - is the name an X-Men reference?
Welcome aboard, Omega…it’s always nice to have new posters around here.
Oh yeah, and you’ll have to report to the newbie check-in site here: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28409
Ask for the baton package, you’ll love it! It’s a way of life!
Welcome OR! I hope your stay is long and fruitful. If you need anything…directions, snack , some cheap champange just ring my bell!
Omega Red you say? Wait until Alphagene sees that.
Welcome, OR. Hope you’ll consider wading in instead of sidling (which is at least as sinister as lurking).
Catrandom
<< makes mental note Omega Red is not, repeat, not a sock puppet >>
<< makes mental note not to address Omega Red as “Mr. Jeannie” >>
<< makes mental note not to flame Jeannie when Omega Red might be listening >>
<< hmmm >>
<< makes mental note not to make so many mental notes at once–smoke is coming out of back of head >>
Omega Red! (Or, as I met you, Derek!) Welcome to our happy little band of freaks and malcontents. (And YES, you clowns, I include myself in that group.)
Enjoy posting!
Welcome to the board OR. Geesh, I kinda liked the name Mr. Jeannie.
Welcome, Omega Red! Glad to have you here. I promise to never call you Mr Jeannie. Well, never is a long time… I’ll do the best I can. 
Falcon has the right idea, freaks, malcontents and clowns, but she forgot some of the biggest flirts I’ve ever met <so to speak>. 
Me? Well, I fall into the freaks, clowns and flirts categories. But only on alternate Tuesdays, Thursdays and any other day that ends in a y.
Why do you ask? 
Does Omega Red still have to sign up on the Busty Redheads thread even though he’s a guy?
Hiya Red.
Ahoy, Red!
Make yourself at home, the rest of us do.
Howdy Mr. Jeann…errr, I mean Omega Red. Welcome to the group. Pull up a chair. No, not that one. This one next to me. ::Grace pats chair next to her::: I wanna hear all the blackmail info. You never know when it might come in handy.
Blackmail info sounds so tawdry, my dear Grace. Call it “leverage”.
Call it what you want hon. Whatever it’s name, it makes for juicy gossip.
I love it when you talk dirty to me! 
Sssshhhhh DRY! Don’t distract me. And don’t get me started with the dirty talk. I’m trying to get the goods on Jeannie not the other way around.