I'd NEVER pay for sex, but if [insert celebrity name here] was available, that'd change!

Donald Glover, from Community. Damn is that boy hot. And funny. Hot and funny makes me all weak in the knees.

And Jake Gyllenhal.

CNBC hottie Erin Burnett

Ok, I was a buzz-kill. Sorry. Its just…well… and this may be TMI, but… in my fantasies, the girl actually wants me.

In my case, thats probably why its a fantasy.

But everyone is different and I was selfish. Please ignore my post. Thank You.

You might find the price too high.

Mmmm, good choice Sleeps. He is gorgeous in the Tudors.

Susan Sarandon, still hot at 64.

Kate Beckinsale.

You can close the thread now. It don’t get no better.

I would pay for sex, so I don’t have an answer.

Monica Bellucci
Kari Byron

Andrew Dice Clay or Mark Paul Gosselaar

You know this thread wouldn’t be complete without a song by Isaac Hayes and James Taylor about prostitutes.

Not safe for work

Oh yeah on both counts. Helen Hunt’s bare back was the highlight of As Good As It Gets - followed only by her in a wet t-shirt. Yowza!

Also, Julianna Margulies. Those dark, feline eyes, full lips, the arched eyebrows, that look of vulnerable competence… She is the such stuff as fantasies are made on.