This is pretty silly…but I think it would be fun.
A Street Fighter II/Mortal Kombat type game, but with the Microsoft Office Assistants!
Imagine…Einstein vs. the Paper Clip
Power Pup vs. The Bouncy Ball
Characters could have their own “fatality” moves…e.g. Einstein could say, “E=mc[sup]2[/sup], so eat this!” then straighten out Clippy.
Power Pup could have the “leg hump of death”.
There could even be cross-overs: Office Assistants vs. X-Men.
Maybe submit this to Fark? I bet they could design a great photoshop contest for this…
Obtaining the copyrights would be horrendous, and I can’t imagine Microsoft allowing this (unless of course they produced it) - it would have to be some kind of underground effort. Can you imagine the gratification of dismembering Clippy in dozens of gory ways?
Fark…hmmm not a bad idea.
Oooh…
I have one.
Alien Nazis ressurect hitler’s brain and place it into a giant robot of doom(with a cape!). Several other super powerful robots go after him.
And hitler has WAYYY more than just nazis
Like necromancers
and a demon made out of a mountain
and a shapeshifting acid guy
and several tanks
several billion mutants
a transforming guy made of blocks
a cross between Cthulhu, a turtle, a tank, and an obapinia
some giant bugs
a BFG kind of giant bug
golems made of lava
a robot that turns Concentration camp inmates into zombies
the zombies
a big werewolf
you get the picture
or a fighting game where you control Real world Religion gods.
Think about Ganesha beating the crap out of Buddha for a moment.
Now ** that’s ** good. The special combo moves and weapons possibilities are infinite. * Buddha * will be tough to beat, though, he’s got the size and he’s always so calm and happy you have to wonder what’s up his sleeve.
I like it! 
But Cthulhu would eat buddha’s head off!
AHA!
But god would send Cthulhu to hell!
AHA!
But anubis would sic his frogdog thingy on god!
AHA!
and etcetera…
And the game would be called Spiritual Warfare…