It describes when god asked Abraham to sacrifice his son, but does it in plain modern english, and has Abraham say something to the effect of “Lord you must be kidding me” and god replying with something along the lines of “but when I come around you better run.”
I know I’ve heard this somewhere, I’m half convinced it’s a Johnny Cash song, but I can’t find it with any lyrics-search website. It’s not “The man comes around.”
I can’t say definitively whether it’s a song, poem, or what, but I’ve seen it quoted here, and I know I’ve run across the source somewhere. Thanks for your time, and hopefully someone can answer this.