Idiotic Buick commercials

Am I the only one that thinks the latest rounds of Buick commercials are stupid?

Valet guy can’t find the Buick

I need binoculars to figure out what kind of car it is

I can’t see the Buick right in front of me

My friends throwing my surprise party are clueless

They are based upon the premise that the new Buicks are so fantastic, high class, luxury, that your average person wouldn’t even recognize them as Buicks.

Gimme a break…the freaking Buick logo (three shields in a circle) hasn’t changed in almost 60 years. Just look on the grill. It’s a freakin’ Buick.

Sure, sure, the advertisers got me to notice, but not for the right reason.

And they come in Invisible Gray, Blah Beige, White-Out, Black-Out and the dazzling Greenscreen/Bluescreen options.

“Buick… when you’re ready to be ignored.”

Not being a car person, I guess I don’t understand what the big deal is about a Buick. And anyway, don’t people generally say “It’s the red car by the tree” or “It’s the black SUV taking up 4 parking spaces!” :stuck_out_tongue:

I agree, the commercials are stupid.

The commercials are stupid, but I have to admit, their new cars do look a lot less Buick-y

They’ve been trying, for years, to get rid of the ‘only old people drive Buicks’ image.

I think Lincoln would be thrilled if no one over 50 bought one of their MKZs as well.

Which is why I think it was stupid for GM to kill off Pontiac & keep Buick. I’ve always thought of both of them above Chevy but below Caddy. Pontiac at least had some sportiness to them. I get the feeling that they’re positioning them as a ‘wannabe’ luxury car.

They’re old people/farmer cars. I will say this though. As a person over 6’, the two years I drove a buick century were two of my most comfortable driving years.

If they do it right, they might be the car luxury cars the boomers (and the next gen) that can’t afford Caddies and Lincolns are buying over the next 20-50 years as they get into retirement and are looking for something nice, not too expensive, not sporty like a Honda, not “cheap” like a Ford and Buick has always screamed ‘comfortable old lady car’ so now you just have to convince people that it’s cool to be in one.

FYI, the reason that GM kept Buick instead of Pontiac is that Buick is really popular in China.

GM in particular has always worked on this economic-tier principle.

Chevrolet: starter cars
Pontiac: first raise
Olds: first big promotion
Buick: success
Cadillac: boss

I drove my grandma’s 90’s Buick LeSabre for a summer after I got my license. It didn’t scream success, but it was one of the most comfortable cars I ever had. It was like someone tore out the front seats and replaced them with a couch.

I had two Chevy’s and one Ford in my first year and a half of driving. (Old cars were what I could afford). Then when I entered my senior year of high school (September 1973) my grandfather sold me his 1968 Buick Special four door for what the dealer was going to give him for trade in when he got a new one.
The greatest car I owned up until I got a Lincoln Town Car new in 1991.

The 8-track six speaker system was kick ass for listening to Pink Floyd’s Dark Side Of The Moon, although I doubt gramps had that in mind when he installed it.

The only Buick I ever noticed was the Gran National from the mid 80s. It’s also the only Buick I’d ever consider owning.

I honestly don’t know how Buick survived when Oldsmobile, Pontiac and Saturn didn’t.

They attempt to show that Buick is making cars that don’t look like traditional Buicks. What is so hard to figure out about that? Plus, they seem to be working:

“Buick had its best October in more than a decade.”

In the late 60s and early 70s Buick had some of the fastest muscle cars. Google Buick GS 455.

Probably because “Boo-ick” sounds like the popular phrase for “Enormously lucky in business and wealth, and has a big schlong, too” - that being a common reason for somewhat bizarre products being a huge success there.

Here, we say, “lecks-us.” :smiley:

Because, as pointed out in the OP, all the cars still have a massive Buick logo on the grill.

All readers are hereby challenged to draw a recognizable logo for Buick, without any googlecheating or the like.

I can’t, and I have been a gearhead for almost 50 years. Ford, Chebby, Pontiac, Cadillac, Lincoln, and just about every other US maker and probably 90% of foreign makes, no problem. Boock? Can’t bring anything to mind but the blocky semi-serif titling used through the 1980s.

ETA: No wonder they elected to go with the invisibility flow…

It’s no different really from the Ford ads from IIRC the early 2000’s. The tagline was

You and they know Buick has tremendous name recognition. We all know of Buick. And we all have some impression of Buick. But the impression we have (stodgy mid-market land-yacht) is not the one they want us to have.

So they need to say somehow: “You know us; But you don’t know us. *Here’s *the new us. Learn that. See that row of shiny new sporty looking sedans? No stodgy land-yachts there. Cleverly fitting right in with the BMW 3s and the low-end Lexuses and top-of-line Accords. That’s us. See!!!”

The only way to successfully sell someone on the idea that their preconceived notions are wrong is to use dumbness as humor. You think the characters in the ad are stupid. You’re thinking “Can’t they see the Buick? It’s right there!!! Idiots!”

But that’s exactly the point. The ad men suckered you into spotting the new Buick and cementing the idea that you’re smarter than Joe Average; you are now seeing Buicks the new way. Ka-ching for them.

Not really.