Who would be the perfect date? Another man-in-a-woman of course!
Warning…
TMI…
I can barely stop playing with my chest as it is, and I am fit and thin: can’t imagine any free time if I had huge tracts of land! Especially when it gets hot here and I shave my chest to keep myself cooler and not to chafe when I run. I can’t wait to get old and flabby!
You WERE warned!
Unless, of course, you happen to have Batman’s unlisted personal phone number. Or at least access to a Batsignal.
She might become the first woman to know the entire starting lineup of the 1966 New York Mets. 
Hint: Don’t ask, he won’t tell.
Hint2: They all seem to think blue looks really, really good on them. Or a drab shade of green if they’re feeling outdoorsy.
Ah, nice. Very subtle.