There’s also Aum in Illuminatus!.
I like this one.
When do you suppose the government will make sales/possession a crime?
Would that make the girls harder to pick up?
B> I only have two weeks to live…
G> Really? What are you suffering from?
B> Uhhh, needtoscrewagirlitis?
G> Judging by the symptoms, it looks more like willalwaysbeavirginitis…
B> 
If there was a pill that reversed certain aspects of causality, making me feel the pain and embarrassment of doing/saying really stupid things as I was just about to do/say them, I’d swallow it right now.
Yes but, the desire to try to find out is only half of what’s needed. The ability to make good use of the information and remember the information is just as important, if not more so. Make a pill that helps people remember, keeps them curious, and gives them common sense problem solving abilities please?
It seems like if you want to want to learn, then you already want to learn, so you don’t need a pill. Unless, that is, you don’t think you have it in you. Do you think a placebo would be just as effective?
We don’t need a bunch of Frasier Crane’s running around. Keep people stupid, they’re easier to please that way.
But for those of us who are brilliant, I suggest we create our own utopia a la Atlas Shrugged. 
Sad to say, this is the ultimate truth.
Soooooo the marketting campaign would have to convince people that this pill would allow people to…effortlessly lose weight !!!
(Under government disclosure rules, however, we’d have to mention that a possible side effect would be the increased intelligence to understand that a pill that would allow you to effortlessly lose weight cannot exist ! 
The people who would need it the most could not possibly accept the fact that they needed it.
The firm would go bankrupt.
Now Viagra, that’s a keeper, 'cause obviously we have a shortage of Total Dicks in the world today. :dubious: :rolleyes: