Still, it’s kind fun to picture ol’ George with a ten-gallon hat, standing amidst the cattle, shotgun pointed whichever way he thinks EYE-RAK is, and drunkenly bellowing 'I GAWTS YALL IN MAH SITES, YOO DAMN MUSLIMS! YEEEE-HAW!"
Can I call him Alfred E. Newman?
Somebody beat you to it! Look here
I’m ashamed George Bush is “from” Texas (for tax and “work” purposes only). I think he is a triggerhappy pistol packing Yosemite Sam.
High noon… Dubya and Saddam square up
Dubya: Reach for it, pardner!
*(Saddam pulls out a scud)
(Dubya pulls out 300,000 marines, an air force, and 200 cruise missiles)
(Saddam jumps on his horse and high tails it)
(roll credits)*
W, when i was young,
I used to call your name.
and, W, when i was young,
W, you always came,
to tell me the inspectors have had enough time and now we bomb!
Shane! George W. Shane! Come back Shane!
Stop calling me an assorted furriner, and I’ll stop calling Bush a cowboy. 
Heh. I can’t believe that you’re even bothering to complain about this.
What pisses me off is when they start calling our President a “Yankee.” He ain’t no Yankee.
I’m an old-time, flannel-wearing, dairy-cow-milking, apple-picking, rock-ribbed YANKEE, and I resent those who would apply the term to pretenders.
Call him a “rebel” if you must. Those dirt-scrabblers deserve it.
There’s sometimes a buggy…
I’ve also always thought it was weird too. I’ve always felt they were going for “Gunslinger” but people using buzzwords tend to not dig too deeply into definitions.
Incidently there was an article with a similar theme at Canada.com. When he says “un cowboy” please note that “un” is an article and means means “a” in French so he’s saying “a cowboy.”
If not a cowboy, how 'bout an outlaw?
GWB: Resolution? We don’t need no stinkin’ resolution.
Crocodile Dubya
Saddam pulls out a scud
Dubya: You call that a bomb? That aint no bomb.
[pulls out a MOAB]
Now, THAT’s a bomb!
“Now, isn’t that just like a dictator, bringin’ a SCUD to a MOAB fight?”
And do we have to put up with descriptions of him as an “American”?
::sigh:: I suppose he was born here…
Punk-ass?
Can we all agree on punk-ass?
How about “punk-ass cocksucker”?
Yeah, nobody’ll have a problem with that…
Punk-ass is good, I’m ok with punk-ass. “Cocksucker” is insulting to people who suck cocks, though.
“Punk-ass?”
Okay, I can deal with “punk-ass.”
Just don’t call him a “Yankee” or a “Yank,” or I’ll have to drive up to Canada and beat up somebody just like my next door neighbor.
Shows you, ya’ Canuck, you. And I didn’t put a superflous “u” in “neighbor” either, just to irritate you.
Diogenes, thank you for informing me of my error. I shall refrain from using that term in the future, unless specifically asked to do so by the person sucking my cock, or the person whose cock I am sucking. I will probably also make an exception for women with riding crops whose orders specifically require use of the term, but wish it to be noted that in those situations I will use the term with full knowlege of its offensive nature and under protest.