So does every red blooded republican go down on his wife and think of the President, trim his hedges and think of our great industrious leader, down a beer at the local bar and think of the Great Iraqi Slayer, and then listen to a sermon on Sunday and think of the burnin’ bush???
This guy has a monopoly on sex, liquor, nature, and the bible! WTF?!!
Clearly he doesn’t have a monopoly on liquor, as you seem plenty sloshed yourself. In other words, what the hell are you talking about?
I guess I’m just thinkin of that old propaganda machine and the antichrist! hiccUUUP!
When come back, bring sobriety.
When back, I sober.
Irony ever occur to you, bud?!
Comprehensible posts ever occur to YOU? Bud?
When come back, comprehend!
I just think it is wildly ironic that the average republican male automaton is being led about by such primal semiotic forces…check yo’elf Smeg!
If you’re sober now, devilsknew, it might just be your imagination.
BTW, just curious … am I republican? Hard to tell from your post.
That would be think you’re sober. And yet, even with that mistake I am still more coherent than our beloved OP.
I don’t think red-blooded Republicans go down on their wives. I suspect they just lie there and let the wimmen do all the work. 
What the fuck are you talking about?!!
How 'bout this to sober you up?
Wake UP! Wake UP!Wake UP!
If you don’t recognize the signs how can you diagnose the illness?
Bush Goiter!
OK, I’ll bite…
I’m republican (and slightly drunk); but I STILL don’t know what he’s talking about!
So, the current President’s name hapens to be Bush… so what? Does that make your oh so clever observations valid? If his name happened to be Dipshit, would your job have been easier?
Only when we can get away with it, bro!
Validity is apparent to some, not easily accepted by others.
When did this happen?
Head for the mountains of whooshed beer.
Then go do your yardwork, set it on fire, and get into some secondary sexual characteristics.
Did I hit 'em all?
Although it just occurred to me that I did miss something.
The newest commandment of the Pit.
To whit, contact ye a mod/admin post haste, and get this joke thread removed from the Pit, or locked up tight. Also, chocolate offerings couldn’t hurt.
DevilsKnew is there something that you want to say but are finding it beyond your abilities to communicate effectively?
Is there some grand design? Some magnum Opus of thought racing around that fevered brain that simply can’t escape? Because as of right now, you make about as much sense as Wesley Clark being elected President (Thankyou God for making him give up the race)
Ha, this is getting to be like Soap. Tune in next week!
Logic.
“All your beer are belong to us”!!
I read the OP as an apopleptic rant against the subsummation of “goodness” by the self-appointed guardians of morality in our society. As such, it has a certain je n’ai sais quoi to it, even if the OP had a certain * je n’ai parlez quoi* to him.
Psst! That’s je ne sais quoi and je ne parle quoi.