in the service of the Justice League, would he be given a respectful hero’s burial, or would they just flush him down the toilet?
Why, a respectful hero’s burial, of course. This isn’t the Authority we ar4e talking about here.
Superman would just go and pick up another from the pet store and replace him with a look alike before Wally could notice.
Always assuming the snails in the tank didn’t eat him first.
We tried to tell Green Lantern not to keep feeding him.
Don’t flush him. Marinate and sautee him
Ah, of course. A traditional “burial at sea”.
Sniff.
I think Aquaman would have wanted it that way.
“No, Wally, Aquaman didn’t die. We just thought he would be much happier on the farm playing with all those Sea Monkeys we [del]flushed down the toilet[/del] sent on vacation last year.”
So,
Aquaman = from the water = goldfish
When he dies, we flush him.
Batman = from land = bat
When he dies, we wrap him in a brown paper bag & toss him in the dumpster.
Is this a humor thread?
You’re asking a lot of questions, Wally. Oh, Zatana!
Dear god no. This thread is deadly serious. Now I wonder if batman would be prepared for a group of scared suburbanites wielding butterfly nets, tennis rackets, and brooms.
He seems to have a problem with [ LINK DELETED BY MODERATOR ].
That site has ads that download nasty malware/spyware. It fried my work computer, & there are references on the site that admits the spyware/malware exists. I had the Tech at work speak sharply to me about visiting that site.
Well, gee, why the hell did you download the screensavers? :rolleyes:
Any software that pays for advertisements, and is given away free is spyware. How the hell else do they pay for the ads (note that legitimate free software is only advertised on sites owned by those developing software – no paid ads)?
I swear, some people would click on a link if it said “Click here to trash your computer.” :rolleyes:
Getting back to the thread, I’m sure the superheros all have procedures set up if they did (and don’t come back to life again, of course, since superheros are wont to do this).
Elongated Man, Plastic Man, Mr. Fantastic: cut up into rubber bands and bungee cords.
Ant Man: fed to Spider-Man
Spider-Man: crushed
Hawkman: gets a traditional Zoroastrian funeral
Iron Man: recycled and turned into a Mercedes
Spiders don’t eat ants, though.
I didn’t download the screensavers. Or anything else.
You get the spyware when the ad opens. Including a trojan, & a bunch of unwanted icons on my desktop.