: takes “Trip to Alaska with friends” off to-do list :
Aw, c’mon!
I’m thinking I’d follow my trusty wolfhound’s lead and start munching on whomever he digs into first. They ain’t gettin’ any deader! And ya gotta worry about freezer burn too.
Whichever one is a health food nut… I want to avoid eating all those chemicals…
You didn’t say who was plumpest and tenderest.
It’s hard to say when there’s no money on the table (so to speak), but your question asks which meat I’d pick based on the personality that isn’t part of it anymore.
Wait, my lover’s the most sedentary person I know. I think I just made up my mind…
With the stranger your not really getting that ‘farm assured’ label of approval, I mean they could have come from anywhere! If you go with someone you know, you can be sure of their health, diet etc. My lover is completley free range and has such a tasty looking ass i’m tempted to take a bite now. I’m gonna have to go with ‘lover’, eating a family member seems almost incestuous and the stranger could be any old battery farmed skank - i’m very particular about my meat…