Why are children born to abusive parents, then suffer a life full of mental illness?
Why do cute little kitty cats get run over by cars?
How did Hitler, World War 2, and the Holocaust happen?
How can Bush get away with the crimes he’s committing?
If God really does exist, he should be ashamed of himself.
Obviously, God is a bitter and hateful deity. I bet he beats his wife, too.
Don’t you think he would use a subordinate for that kind of daily activity? Like maybe Gabriel or some other sword wielding angel?
Every time a cute little kitty cat gets run over by a car, God masturbates.
I was taught that when it snows, God is masturbating…
No. This is what happens when God masturbates.
If a deity exists which we mere corporeals would recognize as “God” I suppose you are correct… he should be ashamed of himself. That’s one of the pitfalls of ascribing human ethics (or at least your particular ethics) onto a hypothetical omniscience. We expect him to give a rat’s ass about his creation and we’re disappointed that he doesn’t.
There are a million directions you can go from there… it’s been a dealbreaker for a lot of people I know.
I’m pretty sure this is a drive-by posting, but on the off chance that the OP returns, this thread can now be reached at the luxurious GD Hotel. Please feel free to grab a bathrobe when you check out.
Why not?
If you’re talking about a Creator, why would you assume He/She/It gave a rat’s ass about His/Her/Its creations after making them? My daughter and I spent the morning making paper dolls. She’s now ripping half of them into confetti, tromping on some and a few have gotten lost under the fridge. Just because you create something doesn’t mean you take care of it.
Shit, if “He” really created people in His image, wouldn’t we expect Him to be as petty, stupid, careless and evil as people can be?
Your very questions assume a benevolent, omnipotent and, more importantly, interested god. Most people throughout history haven’t believed in any such thing. This Christian nicey-nice God thing is an interesting experiment, but hardly representative of world religions.
Ah, I had never taken “The Coming of the Lord” to be a literal phenomenon.
Is this guy going to change his username every time he starts a new thread? That could get confusing. And besides, God would be unhappy. Then more “kitty cats” would die.
God raped Mary. Period.
Do you support rape?
If God Exists, were you born in the 40s?
Nancarrow!
Hmm, needs some work.
If God Exists…
Can He make a babe so hot he can’t pick her up?
Hey, I just thought of something. What if God doesn’t exist? Dude, I think I just blew my mind. Or something.
Is it rape if there is no sex? Isn’t the sex kinda the whole thing?
Here’s a hint. In the battle between God and the Devil, the Devil won.
But I would like to see the Else clause in the OP.
No, no; it’s surrogate motherhood, which is okay unless you’re a Catholic.
Buh?
Consent, baby.