If God was stoned?

Perhaps, being quite tired after seven days of labors, God would set aside a day for picnics with wine and bread. He could gather up some people He had made and let them ask questions as they sipped their wine.

But His people inevitably asked hard questions like “do you have to get your hair cut in heaven?” and “are you stoned?”. God just shuffled his feet and glanced around at them. And the people cleared their throats and stared right back at Him.

Bottom line: In response to the question, God would neither confirm nor deny.

(Apologies to Brad Roberts and Crash Test Dummies.)

I should’ve read the thread.