If I ever say "Hey, I think I'll shop at Sainsbury's this time", kick me in the head

Sainsbury’s seems to have a bloody monopoly on supermarkets in student-y areas. When I was in Cambridge, the only supermarket within easy reach of all students, by foot (we weren’t allowed cars), was a Sainsburys. Now, I’m at Birmingham, and the nearest supermarket is again a Sainsburys. There’s a Tesco Express which is open 24 hours, but quite frankly, its shit.

So, I’m stuck with Sainsburys. They’re expensive, but at least they have choice. I guess you pays your money takes your choice. However, they haven’t tried re-arranging the aisles yet.

[Aside] I went to university with Lord Sainsbury’s daughter. Maybe we should have griped to her…

I’m reminded of a series of sketches I saw (can’t remember where) called ‘The Style Wankers’ - a rather cynical look at fashion, design and style.

Maybe I’m just gettin’ old, but it seems to me that design is no longer about efficiency and elegance of function and form, but rather a study in exactly how fucking ridiculous an idea you can smirkingly foist upon the eager, gullible punters.

Being a design guru is a licence to talk utter bollocks - I remember some years ago, a store design ethic about “eye level is buy level!” - put your premium products on the shelf that is at head height and watch the sales soar.
Only trouble is, it wasn’t true; they made it up - when someone actually got around to doing a study on shopper behaviour, it showed that people actually tend to look downwards when they are walking about in a store.
But for quite some years, the whole retail trade was completely taken in by the slogan “eye level is buy level!”.
Style wankers.

Aside - remember the excellent Style Wankers sketch that went something like:

SW#1: Heyyyyy! I see you’re reading porn.

SW#2: Yup.

SW#1: But I’m guessing you’re reading it in a post-modern, ironic stylee.

SW#2: No, I’m reading it because I want to have a wank.

SW#1: Aha! Sincerity: the new irony!

SW#2: You wanker.

Har. Thats ma girl.
Jamie Oliver’s re4sponsible for £200million of Sainsburys profits? I’ve said it before and i’ll say it again, but fuck are people gullible. Do they really think the stuff from Sainsburys will improve their dinner parties.

Morrisons taking over Safeways doesnt actually do me any favours either. nearest one of thems an hour bus ride from me.

Plus, the thing I forgot before. Sainsburys, when i go there, no matter what time of day has ALWAYS run out of fucking chicken thighs off the hot counter. I blame Jamie Oliver.

Ahhhh, the eco-friendly Sainsbury’s with the huge great car park? Ohhhh I lurve irony

Sainsbury’s is the new M&S

Sorry, missed the second page, so my post makes no sense :S

Good work people, made me laugh several times- especially Mangetout- careful there, anymore chat like that, and Sainsbury’s will be begging you to come work for them as there new “food namer”
Personally, Sainbury’s is my favourite, though I haven’t been in one in yonks- when did the image overhall take place? Although, now I come to think of it, I only shop in Sainsbury’s when I’m staying with my folks, who own a restaurant- so I always have a ready supply of basic ingredients at my fingertips, and only go there for the unusual stuff anyway. Same with the Marks and Sparks food section- good stuff, but it’s so expensive that I can only ever image visiting Saudi oil barons being able to shop there on a regular basis.

When I did have to buy staples for myself, back in my student days, I used to LOATHE Tesco’s- the one nearest me was one of those inner-city tesco Metro places, the layout of which seemed to have been handled by some particularly sadistic child- “What’s that you say? Make sure there’s not enough room for 2 trollies to pass each other in an aisle? Excellent suggestion Timmy!” Safeways’s was my favourite in those days.

Out here in Hungary, as you might expect, things are a little different. The idea of the out of town supermarket with car parks stretching to the horizon is just taking off here. The charge from foriegn companies into this market is being lead by…you guessed it, Tesco, who have built what is apparently the biggest Tesco anywhere in the world about 15 minutes drive outside of Budapest.
It’s open 24 hours, which in itself is pretty revoltionary considering most Hungarain food shops close over the weekends, apart from, perhaps, Saturday morning, at the hours when any self-respecting person is still in bed with a hangover.

Another thing about Hungary is the compartively small range of products available- mostly just the ingredients for the traditional Hungarian dishes, and locally grown produce, subject to seasonality (which is usually delicious- and actually, I kind of like living in a world where fruit and veg have seasons again. Makes it much easier to get excited about them when they appear) . Anything that differs from this is usually either massively expensive, or almost impossible to track down.

Having visited France over the summer, I must say that they have cornred the market in great food shops of all shapes and sizes- not so much for the ambiance, which is so-so in the supermarkets, but for the range and quality of products available. Ummm, French fooood…

8 for content,

9 for form.

Sainsbury’s** is** awful - so expensive, and the layout is bizarre.

I am forced to go to Lewisham Sainsbury’s occasionally. You enter the store, and right in front of you is a huge display of some seasonal thing, like pumpkins. You can’t see anything else in the store at that point, and there’s barely enough room to get yourself past the display, let alone a trolley. And it’s not like a pumpkin is an impulse buy, is it? Hello, these pumpkins look tasty, think I’ll stick one in the basket to snack on on the tube home. The latest display is of Santas. Jolly plastic Santas that you can’t even buy in the store. I mean, where’s the logic?

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There’s one in my town in Essex, but it is the only one in the South of England. It really is much better than any other supermarkey, navigable, fewer tricks, better prices, posh stuff and ordinary stuff, and the stuff always seem happy.

That supermarket is the only thing I’ll miss about this town!

Supermarkey is what I call my favouritest shops :rolleyes:

another reason why Sainsburys and all other supermarkeys in London apart from Morrisons suck: Longley Farm Cottage cheese & Yogurts.
Its the best stuff ever, indeed I will not eat any other cottage cheese. can you get it in London? can you fuck. I know, I have asked at several supermarkets. Morrisons is the only place that do it.

I blame Jamie Oliver.

Nope, they get sent to Oxford. :wink:

Malaysian exchange student here, by the way.

There are TWO Sainsbury’s here in Reading - the newer one is the shopping nightmare as described in the OP - 20 varieties of cookies, and not a single package of crackers in sight.

I shop at the older store, one street down.

We have no Sainsbury supermarkets here and so whenever I am returning from Belfast, I make a beeline for the one in Newry.
I love it.
Having read what you have all to say though, I suppose the reason I love it is because it is exotic and different.
I realise, of course that there will be those among you who sneer at my describing Sainsbury’s as exotic.
Bring it on - I care not one whit. :smiley:

Morrisson’s though is truly excellent. My folks live in Ingerland and shop there and much to my father’s enormous amusement, I volunteer to go to Morrisson’s to do the shopping when I am over there visiting.
Tinned sprouts?!?!? The trip itself is surely worth it just to marvel at those.

My Tesco here in Dublin is a 24 hour one and I have been known to pop off and do the weekly shopping on a Wednesday night after whatever the bloody hell it is I do that keeps me busy of an evening until 11pm.

My name is curly chick - I am a supermarketoholic

There’s a brand new Sainbury’s opened two minutes away from me, only last week - just in time for Chrissie. I have yet to grace its doors, but I have to say you haven’t quite inspired me to do so. I have to drive right past it to get to my favoured Tesco’s though, so it may manage to use its proximity beam to pull me in eventually.

Do they sell any Lark’s tongues, otter’s noses, or ocelot spleens?

Wolf nipple chips, get 'em while they’re hot they’re lovely!

Seriously, avoid the Tesco’s just once. You won’t be disappointed.

I hate Jamie Oliver, and by extention, I hate Sainsbury’s also.
Lost in the Supermarket.

Tesco sucks. I miss Trader Joe’s.

Ahh, I see Kal bought you a recipe book for Christmas.

You know what, I didn’t think I’d hear myself saying this, but - for me at least - Jamie’s Kitchen, really did rehabilitate the fat-tongued mockney tosspot.