I think I’d get me a nice manicure. Thank you!
If you gave me $20 . . .
. . . I’d use it to start sending stuff home via the USPS. It was 92d Farenheit today. What the hell am I going to do with five sets of long johns?
Tripler
Shoot, I don’t even know anyone named “John” around here. :smack:
Get a bus pass.
And say thank you. And offer you a free smile, too. 
I’d buy you a green dress at the thrift store.
(But not a real green dress—that’s cruel.)
I’d pay someone to move this over to IMHO. 
Take it and my 30% off coupon to Borders and buy a new hardcover… (ah the joy)
Thanks!!!
I’d buy a new butt because mine has a crack in it.
Id buy the book Im missing for class (Moses and Monotheism, by Freud), eat some non-dorm food, and buy some cheap dog treats for the puppies at the SPCA.
Or get my hair cut like Ive needed to do for the past month and a half.
Oh, the life of a college student!
I’d buy two o’ them new weird tens everyone is talkin’ about.
So… pay my mortgage.
Due to Mrs. Slant thinking that Mr. Slant saying, “Yes, okay, I’ll pay you back for those tickets,” meant that he was going to pay her immediately and out of the “mortgage money” that Mr. Slant had loaned to her to pay her medical liability insurance on promise of repayment from Mother-in-Slant.
Mr. and Mrs. Slant probably need a “communicating for couples” class or UN-appointed mediator to help with their communication skills.
First, I woud thank you profusely.
Then I would probably go see American Dreamz and buy a big ol’ popcorn and large drink. The couple bucks left over, I would just hang on to till I need some little thing from the store.
Buy gas. You save 45¢ when you pay cash.
Go to the movies with the jillelope.
Why don’t you try it and see?
Give you a blow job?
(Do I win?)
Well you’re the first one who got me to laugh out loud in the office. That’s for damn sure.
Is this a contest to see who can come up with the cleverest answer, to whom you will actually give 20 bucks? I think that’s the implication here, right? Yes, yes it is.
So if you gave me 20 bucks, I would bring about world peace. I would accomplish this by sharing my love and joy with everyone I come across. By being respectful and courteous to others, and understanding of their problems - without belittling their struggles nor judging their preferences. Then I would spend the 20 on pizza.
Say thanks and put it in the bank towards my camera fund.
Or buy beer. Finals are coming up and I’m stressed…20 bucks would get me 40 Pabst’s!
Um. I’ve got four wrinkled Washingtons. Can I get a hug?
I never want to see “blow job” and “wrinkled Washington” in the same post again.