First, I’d buy a really big bed. Then, I’d get everything that was left in cash, in denominations of oohhh… say, hundreds. Then I’d pile it all on the bed, get naked, and roll around in it for days, ordering in food, answering the door naked, and giving REAL big tips.
I cant believe I’m the first one to mention that!
Oh, and after that would come a house, which would be outfitted with a full Armoury. And then would come the weapons. oohhhhhhh, the weapons…
Oh, yeah, and bills and food and whatnot…
I’d burn it.
HA!
No, I’d get a nice house, and hire a maid, chauffer, and gardener to take care of it while I just bummed around having the kind of mundane fun I already do now, only in luxury.
Lasik surgery
Bitching computer system
A kick-ass hot tub and pizza party for all you Straight Dopers. This is my 3000th post, and I love the whole lot of you more now than ever.
(((((((((((((((((((((((((group hug!)))))))))))))))))))))))))I’d buy your love.
Hmmmmmmm…
*Pay off my mom’s mortgage, etc. and save money for tuition for my seinor year & college
*Buy myself a souped up car from the 40s-50s
*Get supplies to make a ton of clothing, mostly period costumes and cute little outfits that are cheaper to make than buy
*Save the rest [if there is any left] for insurance for the car and what needs may come up in the future
Hey, my dogs weigh a combined 170 pounds! Darn them at your own risk!
How often do I get to be the first on the pile? I took it with no shame or malice aforethought!
Now, I’m just crushed here with all these people piled on top of me wishing they’d got here first! URK!
Well… a house in the bay area is RIGHT out…
WELLLLL!
(okay, I just had to pile on.)
Nothing.
I’d stash almost all of it away. Mrs. RickJay and I would buy a nice, small condo, well furnished, maybe take a trip, but my intent would be to put at least three quarters of it away in nice, safe investments.
And then fifteen years from now, when it’s $2 million, I have some real fun!
Hmmmm,
Someone in Jacksonville had the winning ticket for the $13 million Lotto jackpot.
And I see FairyChatMom hasn’t posted here since after Saturday (the night of the drawing).
Coincidence?
Think she might have gotten the boat finsihed that fast?
Should we send out the Coast Guard?