If I had a nickel, I'd nickel in the morning

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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If I had a nickel for every time I said, If I had a nickel for every time I said, …

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You’d have a dime, in which case, you’d be OffByOne nickel.

3

Is this a pro-capitalist version of the Pete Seeger/Peter, Paul, and Mary folk song?