If I had have a bumper sticker...

Join the army, go to exotic places,
meet interesting people, and kill 'em

On my '86 Mercury Topaz:

This Is Not An Abandoned Vehicle.

What you call a dual-use sticker, you know?

I wanted, for a while, to put seeds on my New Beetle. It’s red, you see.

4 out of 5 dentists agree…
The fifth one is an idiot.