Back in the 80’s I remember laffin’ my a$$ of at some, but then again I was but a tot.
I saw “Hang up and Drive” the other day, which I thought was good, and also “I was at Dave and Kathy’s Wedding” which must’ve been one helluva event if people want to advertise that.
Maybe I spend far too much time on the road and am looking for a diversion.
“I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather - not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car”
I am so immature, I love the takeoffs on Farfagnugan…
Fukingroovin’ (with a stick person dancing)
Fuckinpukin’ (with a stick person puking)
I saw that last one yesterday and almost peed my pants laughing…
My two favs that I used to have:
Dont’ like my driving? Dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT
also…(and this one got me lots of dates…no kidding)
Lonely bitch seeks kind, considerate guy for love/hate relationship
loved that one…
The one I have on my car right now says “Do not wash: This vehicle is undergoing a scientific dirt test.”
–Sylence
“A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, ‘Wish you were here’.” - Steven Wright
First lemme say that Bumper Sticker are the stupidest things on Gods Green Earth. Do you really need to advertise your fucking politics or religious beliefs on your bumper? Do you really think I’m gonna read that Jesus Saves bumper sticker and suddenly veer off to the next church and get saved? Keep it to yourself, where it belongs.
But, a good joke is a good joke.
One I’ve seen on bumper stickers, T-shirts, and on bulletin boards is this:
Wanted:
“Seeking wife, must be able to cook, clean fish. Must have boat with motor. Send photo of boat and motor.”
I think thats funny, but I’m easily entertained.
Any of those “My other car is a…(insert expensive/tacky/non-car vehicle here)” bumper sticker are really lame.
I like the “If you can read this your to close, asshole!” bumper stickers, but they fit with any of the get even with the idiots stickers.
We did some of these, search “bumper sticker” for the old thread. I tried to remember some, but as I usually drive, I could not write them down or forgot. It turns out they aren’t always easy to write in 6-7 words!
The one I CANNOT stand to see is the one you see on senior citizens cars that says “I’m spending my kids inheritance”. Why call it their inheritance if its your money in the first place. Don’t know why that bugs me so much.
one more…“That’s Ms. Bitch to you”
phouka, that one about the sun and I-75 made me laugh. That must be the portion that goes through Tennessee, cause I’ve never seen any state have slower road construction than TN and I live in the Road Construction Capital (Michigan)!
…it has never been my way to bother much about things which you can’t cure.
A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court-Mark Twain
This is a little off-subject, but does anyone want to go halvsies with me on a 5,000 copy bumper-sticker printing of
HONK IF YOU THINK I’M AN ASSHOLE FOR DRIVING THIS THING
I want to go out at midnight and plaster them on the bumpers of every sport utility vehicle in New York City. Why do people think it’s necessary to drive one of those $#@%#@ things in the city?
OK… This will probably piss a few people off, but what they hey.
My favorite all time bumper sticker stated:
Jesus Loves You, but everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.
My car has 3 bumper stickers on it:
Abolish Mornings
Vote: Republican, it’s easier than thinking
Vote: Democrat, it’s easier than working
Vote: Libertarian, it’s cheaper than taxes
Red Meat isn’t bad for you,
Green, Fuzzy meat is bad for you.
I am a strong believer in offending sensitive people.
Jason R Remy
“And it could be safely said that at that moment, in the whole of India, no one, absolutely no one, was f^(king a goat.”
– John Irving A Son of the Circus (1994)