Hey! I made a list! First time in seven long years, and 14,621 posts. You squiddies have a long way to go. 
(It helps to be memorable - try starting fights and being really cantankerous. Maybe a flame-out or two.)
Don’t feel bad. After 1700 posts and 4 years, I only made one person’s list. 
My Mom justed to sing this one song to us whenever we were feeling sorry for ourselves.
“I think I’ll just go out and eat worms.” 
You were going to be on the list that I started, but I realized that everyone would discover exactly how bad of a speller I really am and gave up. I couldn’t believe I made someone’s list, though. They must have a sister named Renee or something 
I feel tempted to start a new and exclusive list.
The Dopers with mothers that advocated worm ingestion: TokyoPlayer
Can anyone else join this list?
Hey Flander,
I’m sorry but I just picked up the regular 12 yr old Glenlivet from yonder package store yesterday. I’ll deliver yours neat but everything in Georgia deserves ice and mine will have the eye of the tiger.
Renee: As embarrassed as I am to admit it, I remembered your picture on the Doper pix thread. :o
Tokyo, you are unforgettable based upon the thread never to be spoken of again.
SSG Schwartz
One ofthe odd things here is that I have been reading the message boards for a few years and, especially after reading a round of Mafia, I feel that I know many Dopers quite well. I suppose this is how stalkers get started.
Good memories, cowboy.
Neigh.
Hah! Over 7600! Suck on them apples!
Radar: “What’s the diff… For all she knows I’m dead.”
Trapper: “Why don’t you prove to her you’re alive?”
Hawkeye: “Breathe in her face.”
Radar: “I can’t because I’m ignoring her all the time!”
Hawkeye: “Why?”
Radar: “Because she’s ignoring me!”
Hawkeye: “Ah, but you ignored her first.”
Radar: “Yeah that’s because I’m tryin to beat her to the ignore.”
I only made one list in the other thread, but at least I am remembered by those that count. Thanks, guys.
SSG Schwartz
I can! I can! Not only my mother but my father too! Wee Sing Silly Songs was very popular in my family when I was growing up.
[sings]Peeping through the knothole in Grandpa’s wooden leg; who’ll wind the clock when I am gone? Go get the axe, there’s a flea in Lizzie’s ear and a boy’s best friend is his mother.[/sing]
Wow. We only had Raffi, Willie Nelson, and the Beatles. They had some strange songs too, of course.