…and I’m NOT. …um, gay that is, not forced. Seriously! But if I was forced to be gay, I think I would want it to be with Brad Pitt. I never say things like this… but that is one good looking guy.
This concludes my post. Thank you.
Well I’ll be damned! I never intended a post like THAT to be my 1400th!
Well if you were gay (forced or otherwise) some of the fundamentalists would have you believe so…
I’m gonna assume that you meant if you where forced to have sex with a man .
That being the case I’d have to say it would be Jaye Davidson of Stargate and The Crying Game fame or someone equally feminine .
Ewwwwww… I don’t wanna see a penis or anything!! Whats wrong with you…
If I was forced to have sex with a woman? Nicole de Boer. Or maybe Tori Amos. Or Lisa Kudrow.
Oh! Great choices. …though I’m not sure who Nicole de Boer is. But 2 out of 3 ain’t bad!
Shirley Manson.
Whammo I’m glad you decided to come out of the closet here on the SDMB. You know we will love you no matter what ::wipes a tear:: It took real courage to do this son. I’m proud of ya my boy.
Now how bout a hug?
On second thought…never mind…
She played Ezri Dax in Star Trek DS9 after Terry Farrell was killed 
and was the little cutie in The Cube .
Talkinsquirrel… I remember when I used to go squirrel hunting… if we hadn’t found any we would find a tree with a squirrels nest in it, then we would throw a hedgeapple at it. Inveriably one or more squirrels would jump out and go running. We would then blow there ever fucking heads off with 12 gauge shotguns, take their corpses home and gut and skin them, chop them up, chicken fry them and eat them.
Honestly I have no idea why I felt a need to share this with you, but from the topics we’ve had from prior threads I thought you might enjoy it… HeHe.
OH DAMN! Yeah! I’d be gay with her too! 
You’re an evil evil man Whammo.
I think it’s because you’re a closet homosexual. Just let loose with you’re sexual frustratations. I can hook you up with a gay friend of mine. You’ll like him. I think it would be good for you pal. :D:D:D:D:D:D
T.S… don’t you work at that Burger King? Yeah I thought so… I’ll have a Double Cheeseburger with bacon! Mmmmm my favorite. The fries suck though… and so do you I hear!
Never mess with the person who makes your food whammo
There’s nothing wrong about your “special feelings” toward men Whammo. You’re just confused. I’m sure you’ll find that special someone
Such denial.
FTR, Whammo, I’d have sex with Brad Pitt too