I'm Not Gay, But If I Were...

… Capt. James T. Kirk, circa Stardate 1704.2, would be my friend with benefits, who’d be yours?

I gotta go with Faith.

Mmmmmm. Faith.

Mmmmmmmmmm.

My wife says I’d do Robert Redford (circa Butch Cassidy) and she’s not far wrong. She also thinks I’m a bit too fond of Alton Brown. :smiley:

Um. I guess probably my pal Critter from the 12th grade. He was mischievous, wise and funny as hell. He could also sing, act and tie a bowtie…naw, do you suppose…??? :dubious:

Salma Hayek. Damn that woman is fine. If I looked like her I’d just stare at myself in the mirror all day long.

This isn’t what I’d call a discussion of arts or entertainment. Well, perhaps in the broadest sense of entertainment.

Hence, moved from Cafe Society to IMHO.

So you would be…

S P O C K ! ! :eek:

Hmmmmmmm.

[Mahaloth enters dark corners of his mind]

Nathan Fillion.

[Mahaloth hangs head in shame]

And Vin Diesel

[Mahaloth hangs his head lower…in deep shame]

:wink:

Natalie Portman’s character in Closer.

Miho in Sin City.

Inara from Firefly. Probably also Kaylee. Yeah, Kaylee too.

I am gay, so I’ll flip it around.

Bif Naked makes me drool. And I wouldn’t throw Tina Fey out of bed either.

Dammit. Correct link: http://www.herroyalmajestysrecords.com/bif/

Beleive it or not, I’ve been thinking of starting a thread like this. Richard Branson would be my choice. But he’d need to make few billion more to seal the deal.

Benny Hill.

Marlon Brando in Streetcar.

Gwen Stefani

Debi Mazar, whom I think is one of the most underrated actresses around

This really shows my age, but I have always said I would change my sexual orientation for Ann-Margaret.

Oprah

Justin Long.

Something about that gawkiness.

Cate Blanchett.
Keira Knightley.

Yeah, I’m unexciting. But are you going to ARGUE with my choices?