The other day I was watching ST:TOS The Menagerie and at the outset Kirk complained about a backache, Spock and some female redshirt crewman were standing behind him, and she started to give him a back massage, for which he was very appreciative – until he realized it was her not Spock and he was pissed, I kid you not. I’m still laughing. Friend (usually) with benefits I say!
I’m right there with you. Salma Hayek in Dogma… my word.
I think Kate Beckinsale is gorgeous.
Freddie Ljungberg, the Arsenal midfielder (although I think he looked better before he shaved his head).
And, mark my words: if Arsenal win the Champions League, I’d be more than willing to give some lovin’ to Dennis Bergkamp, Thierry Henry, Cesc Fabregas, and Jens Lehmann (who already deserves special favors for saving Riquelme’s penalty in the CL semifinal).
I’ve always thought that Lily Tomlin and I would make great “friends with benefits.”
Queer here too, but I swear this guy dropped my Kinsey score a whole point: Aamir Khan
Sheesh, I can’t even pretend I’m gay.
My first thoughts on reading the OP were “those guys from Brokeback Mountain!”
Then I remembered… they were gay. Being female, I would not be gay if I got it on with one of them.
Then I read a little more, and went “Oh! Oh! The Firefly captain guy!”
Once again, he’s male. And I’m female. And he neither plays a gay character on TV, nor (do I think) is he gay in real life.
I’m a loser when it comes to trying to be gay in my head.
Ashley Judd… smart, sexy, and mmm mmm mmm
Catherine Zeta Jones… curvy and mmm mmm mmm
Angelina Jolie… weird but mmm mmm mmm
I’m with you. I’d flip for Angelina Jolie in a nanosecond. 
Absolutely. AND Salma Hayek too… We need a drool icon, and I’m not gay, uh-un, nope…
What?
Jessica Alba.
I used to have a written out “If I were gay…” list, but I can only remember Ewan MacGregor. So yeah…Ewan MacGregor.
That wasn’t The Menagerie, it was Shore Leave.
D’oh! :smack: I stand corrected. Was still pretty damn funny. Was watching a bunch I TiVo’d and got 'em mixed up.
I’ve often remarked that young Clint Eastwood (circa the Man With No Name trilogy) would be very high on my if-I-were-gay list. Something about those steely, squinty eyes, his chiseled features, and his gravely delivery of lines like “dyin’ ain’t no kind of livin’, boy” makes me want to ride his horse into the sunset.
Another contender would be Paul Newman when he was younger (circa Cool Hand Luke) for similar reasons, although substituting the grit and gravel with more charm and dashing.
Make it a third. 
Originally Posted by Marconi & Schmeese
I’m with you. I’d flip for Angelina Jolie in a nanosecond.
And a 4th. Although Halle Berry would be my first choice. Not only is she drop-dead gorgeous, she seems like a genuinely nice person.
We seem to see a lot of Angelina Jolie in these threads. I think she’s the one free ticket for 95% of women.
But yeah, I’d hit that.