I think I’d do Charleze Theron.
I would totally want Hugh Grant.
Jamie Bamber.
Keira Knightley . . . she’s just luminous . . .
Ooh, and Eliza Dushku . . .
Ok, I’ll stop posting now.
Nobody much these days, but a few decades ago it would have been Michael York…
Goldie Hawn, Jennifer Aniston and Jennifer Lopez all made me realize I’m so not straight.
I’m sure there are others, too. I love women, just not in that icky way 
Hmmm, I guess I’m 2/3 gay, the only problem is I don’t really like the cock 
(Or does J-Lo make up for the other two by virtue of ampleness?)
I’m not gay, but I’d go there for Halle Berry and Salma Hayek.
Annie Lennox. Imagine a hot kiss followed by a rap of her knuckles bloodying your lip. Tough women are so hot!
Together?
Geezus!
Hmm, if I was hetero, I’d probably like to have a go at Errol Flynn, (no one said it couldn’t be someone dead) I mean, wait, I’m not a necrophiliac, I meant I’d do Errol when he was young and so effeminately studly.
Don’t laugh, I find Patrick Stewart to be absolutely stunning, so regal, the perfectly shaped head, that voice. Mrowr.
Aaaaand, Johnny Depp.
I have always said that I would carry Burt Reynolds’ baby.
Hmm, if I were straight I’d have a thing with Julia Roberts.