what flavor would I be and what would you do to me?
If you were passionfruit flavour, I’d – er – woo. It’s gettin’ hot in here. 'Scuse me …
[Peter Griffon]
Well, I’d try to eat you really fast before I got flaccid.
[/Peter Griffon]
No. This is all wrong.
I’d lick you all over! 
Flavour? Oh, um… er…
Passionfruit is never wrong.
Wait, did I stumble into The Dating Game by mistake? Am I Bachelorette Number Three?
You would have to be vanilla and I would put you in a large bowl and squirt chocolat sauce on you and throw on some chopped nuts and maybe put a cherry on top and consume you slowly and sensously and then I would miss you when you were gone and want some more but you wouldn’t be there because I ate you all up. So don’t tease me.
You would be vanilla. I would put 2 scoops of you in a glass, pour root beer over you, eat a couple of spoonfuls of you, take a couple of drinks of the root beer, and throw your silly ass down the sink.
I need to know - are you male? Female? Cute?
As it is, I’d rather treat Kyth…
never mind.
If I were an ice cream,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I’d shiver in the fridge.
If I were an ice cream treat.
Heh, zagloba. Like it. 
You would be chocolate fudge.
If you are male, I would smear you on my floozy parts and attempt to lick you off.
If you are female, I’d eat you with strawberries while watching Dr. Phil, and talk to you about what a head case the current guest is.