Is that mundane and pointless enough?
He was a Good pig. He should be burried in a ceremonial pit of coals after having his body annointed with ‘Poy’. The wake should be ‘open bar’. Come Hungry.
Is a pig that old good to eat? Does age make a difference with pigs?
Only Kermit the Frog knows for sure. 
Who thought that picture of George Clooney would be the best one for the article? Hilarious!
But who am I to say, I suppose. I’m not the expert on “pictures of people one should put up upon the death of their pig”.
Though I might have gone with this one, looking to the heavens, wondering if his pig is up there. Or perhaps this one; “My pig has died, but I’m still strong.” Or possibly even this one; “Ma pig died an’ he left me EVERYTHING!”
I’ll just leave now.
That picture just screams, “My pig may be dead, but I will go on.” George is a strong man.
-Lil
Yes , yes it is.
No, we can perform at any age. We have corkscrew-shaped wankers, you know.
Oh, you meant does it make a difference to eat. Cretin.