What, dissing Maryland? Home of the crabcake and Old Bay, Land of Pleasant Living? Homeland of USAmerican catholicism? The land that gave America that great leader, Spiro Agnew, and right now has the southernmost current-Kennedy-in-office? HQ of Black-and-Decker, the Social Security Administration/HCFA and “The” JohnS Hopkins Various-Federal-Grant-Getting-Institutions? At-one-time-or-another home of E. A. Poe, Frank Zappa and David Byrne? Place to where BOTH major-sports-league teams originally named “Browns” moved?
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GrammarNinja’s heel is on thy shore, Maryland my Maryland…
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It cost you a grand to be allowed to drive legally? Are we talking about DMV fees, or about insurance? Cause if the latter, last time I checked that’s provided by (drums and alurms) Private Business (/drums and alarums) – and if you didn’t like it there, be glad you didn’t end up in New Jersey…
I mean, really, just because it isn’t a vast flat expanse of empty space where everyone can do whatever they please tax-free ain’t no reason to knock it
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His torch is at thy temple’s door, Maryland my Maryland…
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Why, I NEVER had any complaint on the availability of booze in my decade-plus there! Free enterprise at its best, supply-and-demand, baby – Liquor Stores within easy staggering distance of every address I held. Yeah!
And who can help but just love Mobtown, Hon? If anything, it’s where I first encountered The Straight Dope (thanks, City Paper). And what other town has the degree of civilization that accounts for the porno-shops strip to be exactly across the street from Police HQ and around the corner from City Hall?
Still, I will agree on one thing: I-95 in Maryland has been taken over by Satan.