I get to be Col. Blake!!
Sweet Basil
SRB will get you girls!!
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I get to be the adorable freckle-faced little kid who they introduce into the show during he last season when the ratings start to slip (ala-cousin Oliver).
I assume that I would be a Kooky Neighbor Who Bursts In a Lot.
Like Rhoda or that airplane navigator on the Bob Newhart Show.
Uke
I get to be the Sea Captain.
“Argh. Is it more iced tea you be needin’?”
Gypsy: Tom, I don’t get you.
Tom Servo: Nobody does. I’m the wind, baby.
I get to be the expendable guy on the away team. You know, the one who discovers why the planet is so dangerous and gets beamed directly to sick bay, but too it’s late. Wait – did you say a sitcom? In that case, Goober Pyle.
“I used to think the brain was the most important organ in the body, until I realized who was telling me that.”
Emo Phillips