"If 'New Moon' Was 10X Shorter and 100X More Honest"

You might recall this treatment of the Twilight film.

Now the author returns to give New Moon the same treatment.

Enjoy if you like.

That’s some damn funny stuff.

glad you posted this. i’ve always been slightly curious as to what twilight was, but not curious enough to invest time to read, or even watch the movie. it’s just what i suspected: absurd and shallow.

it’s almost as if teenage girls WANT to be lied to… errrr…