That is so awesome. It should be Raphael though.
It looks like most of 'em are poodles. Poodles don’t know any better. My yellow labs, however, would know. And they would turn on me. And I would deserve it.
I’m all for having fun with pets, but god, that’s some stupid crap. Poor doggies. Yes, I know it probably isn’t so unpleasant, other than the googles or masks or whatever, but don’t these people have anything better to do?
This is why I hate poodles. Poodles are the topiaries of the animal kingdom. While right-thinking and sensible people are good enough to let poodles be poodles because Og knows they have enough trouble getting laid looking like a canine Richard Simmons, there are enough crazed individuals who can’t resist going all Edward Scissorhands on the poor pooches and then dying them absurd day-glo colours that now I can’t look at a poodle without seeing some absurdly shorn lawn sculpture of a dog. For Pete’s sake, just dye them green and get it over with!
Oh… right.