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Today children, we are in search of the elusive dog with a funny hair cut. Now, as summer heat swelters, many canines shed tremendous portions of their coats. Often, the virtually hairless feeders of the canines grow increasingly angry at finding clumps of hair in their carpets, shoes, cars, couches, and bread pans. This results in the ritualisitc shaving of the canine.
And that is where we are today, friends. We are trying to obtain photos of the most elusive creature to roam…my house.
What’s that? Ah, we seem to be on the right trail.
The canine seems unusually wary of the camera. Perhaps he is aware of his funny haircut and self conscious.
</Horribly fake, pretentious-sounding, British accent>
What? I was bored.
***I think his expression in this picture is hilarious. For some reason, he reminds me of la chupacabra here.