If someone would pay you $100 per paper cut...

I work nights at a box factory.

My student loan debt would be gone.

What a horrible question!


What a horrible question!

[QUOTE=ZipperJJ]
Lessee, I got a tattoo and I PAID someone to inflict me with millions of tiny pinpricks so enough paper cuts to pay off my house would be no problemo.
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Having experienced both I would have to say that getting a tattoo hurt me a hell of a lot less than any paper cut I’ve ever gotten.