If the Devil ever went bald...

… do you think there’d be Hell toupée?

[Alan Partridge]
boom boom
[/Alan]

At least he’d have good company

Hell toupée (n): A hairpiece originating from the depths of the underworld. See also

Wasn’t this on the Treehouse of Horror?

Snake dies, and Homer gets his hair for a toupee…Homer starts acting like Snake?

maybe that was just an odd dream

Yeah, but Homer’s not the devil, that’s Flanders…

no no no… you have it all wrong, I intentionally shave my head, I choose to be bald, so there’s no need for a toupee…

oh, wait, you never read that…

these are not the droids you want.