I would arrive in a casual outfit, but I would put flashcards with pronouns on them all over my clothing, and I would bring a kangaroo.
So I am not the only one
Yeah, I don’t know what the hell I’d do.
For you I imagine a Superman outfit, but instead of a big “S” you’d have a big database filter symbol (like a giant funnel).
Not that I spend any time imagining you in spandex. Nooo, not me.
No no no…just think lots of coffe filters, fiberglass, and activated charcoal. And as a plus side of the costume, you could fart and nobody would smell it!
All I’d have to do is bring my laptop.
Should I be worried that my doper costume basically looks the same as me on a business trip?
Hell, with all of that he could probably die and start decomposing and nobody would smell it!
Your guess is as good as mine.
I’d wear a dress appliqued with the 25th letter of the alphabet, tied near the bottom in a double Windsor.
(A “Y-knot” - get it? sigh I really need to go to bed.)
Toga, natch. With a cup of ambrosia and a quiver full of arrows.
The golden girdle, however, may be optional. 
Hmm, what would I wear? I like the idea of a 1920s or 1930s ensemble, but honestly, that’s not the best look for me, and I’d rather not look like a ruffled sausage. So, I’ll go with a very decorous post-WWII look: sweater set, pencil skirt, pearls, and a knitting bag bristling with needles and half-finished sock like flags. A pageboy hairstyle. Seamed stockings.
I like the idea of ultrafilter wearing an air filter on his head like a crown, while wearing a belt made of Britta filters. Definitely some sort of cape is called for.
saramamalana, I’m seeing you in a hula skirt for some reason.
Just me, my taped horn-rims, and a vintage band tee shirt.
Probably something like this
Seconded.
Wrapped in cling film, I imagine.
Inside a hollowed out cabbage, arriving in a taxi, with a glass of red in hand.
It’s late at night and I really can’t do it justice with mere words, so… here.
Dressed in a straitjacket with a big red circle-with-a-line-through-it painted on.
hmmmm…
a pixelized representation of Isis silkscreened onto something skimpy and slinky.
yeah. and i’m going on a diet before i wear that too
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I’d have a choice of either leather armor (complete with helmet), some sort of red and blue lounging-around outfit, or a robe and nightgown. The first would let me omit the long blond wig, since it wouldn’t be easily visible.