Tainted Love
Closer - Nine Inch Nails
“I want to f**k you like an animal.
I want to feel you from the inside.”
A douche might solve your problems…
Well, I’d have to say “Gigantic” by The Pixies. 
If only…
I’d ask my girlfriend, but I’m afraid she’ll say “Fakin’ It” by Simon and Garfunkel.
For awhile there it was the Stones’ version of “Ain’t Too Proud To Beg,” but lately it’s been Van Morrison’s “Brown-Eyed Girl,” if you catch my meaning.
“Should I Stay Or Should I Go”, the Clash.
“Somebody to Love” - Queen
Can anybody find me, somebody to love…
Lonesome days and lonesome nights. Puncuated occasionally with the minute waltz.
I can’t believe that love has lost its glamour
That passion is really passé—
If gender is just a term in grammar,
How can I ever find my way
Since I’m a stranger here myself?
Edith Piaf’s “Non, je ne regrette rien.”
Non, Rien De Rien, Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien
Ni Le Bien Qu’on M’a Fait, Ni Le Mal
Tout Ca M’est Bien Egal
Non, Rien De Rien, Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien
(I don’t regret a thing… neither the good, nor the bad, it’s all equal…)
Thirty Days In The Hole
Woohoohoohoohoohoo
Woohoohoohoohoohoo…
Well, it used to be:
“Can’t you see? Can’t you see?
What this woman, Lord, ‘s been doin’ to me.”
Now it’s more like Chipmonk Love.
Without the bestiality, I mean.
Nobody does it better- Carly Simon.
I’ve just spent the most amazing 5 days with irishfella.
I’m young and in love, sue me.
Frozen by Madonna
Or, from Baker, Baker by Tori Amos:
*…He says that behind my eyes I’m hiding;
and he tells me I pushed him away,
that my heart’s been hard to find…
I ran from him, in all kinds of ways,
Guess it was his turn, this time…*
Sounds more like Helplessly Hoping to me.
I’m kidding, I’m kidding.
“It’s a Small World” …sigh…
Well, someone took NIN Closer already, so I’ll go with
A Little Less Conversation (and a lot more action) - Elvis Presley / JXL
Why doesn’t anyone believe in loneliness?
“Zero Chance” by Soundgarden.
Naw, not quite Helplessly Hoping. But, Jimmy Buffet’s cover of Cat Steven’s Another Saturday Night would be more realistic than Let’s Get It On probably, knowing my luck 
Acetone- “Things are gonna be alright”
“Just getting by/Biding my time…”
*99 bottles of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer…*
I’m stranded all alone in the gas statioon of love
And I have to use the self service pumps.
-Weird Al Yankovic