Considering the status of all of my friends, I would be:
“Better off Without a Wife” - Tom Waits
These days it just seems like:
“Warm Beer and Cold Women” - Tom Waits
I generally hope for “Paradise by the Dashboard Light”… but I usually get “All Revved Up and No Place To Go”… (both MeatLoaf, btw)
“Only the Lonely”
Curses!,
I was beaten to it, BTW this is (in MHO) the best Weird Al song ever!, it is called “one more minute” and it describes my (mostly disastrous) dating history very well.
Damn you Thudlow Boink, you got me this time.
Unclviny
“Longview” by Green Day, or “Lousy Weekend” by Daniel Johnston.
Saw a girl on the street corner,
said “Hey, I’m a lonely loner.”
She looks at me like I’m some sort of crud.
I WISH that it were “Take It Off” by The Donnas.
Depeche Mode - I want you now
hehe speaking of Weird Al… I’m just waiting for someone to say that Weenie in a Bottle describes their sex life :D;)
Back in the saddle again.
Yeehaw!
Can’t Carry On-- Crowded House