"If There's One Thing I'm Not, It's..."

…loud-mouthed

I am of the “speak softly and carry a big stick” set.

cheap.

Sounds like a good name for a show on Bravo. Autos Kitchen.

As for the op, nice.

That’s hot.

For the OP, “…leadership material.” It’s on my mind as I think of this complete idiot who is a director because he thinks he paid his dues and deserves it, and more importantly, there were no other good candidates. I would know better; I am a follower, not a leader.

Domesticated
Locally orientated
Motivated by financial security at the expense of an interesting life.
One who tries to hide their individuality so as to “fit in” with everyone else .
Generally sympathetic.
A self pitier.
An idoliser of children.
A xenophobe
Egalitarian.

Patient.

Unarmed.

… the epitome of sartorial elegance.