People always say “If they can put a man on the moon why can’t they…(fill in the rest).”
My question is what did people say before they put a man on the moon?
They said:
“Put a man on the Moon? That’s impossible!”
–Kalél
Common ¢ for all ages…
The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy. It will however, make cats dizzy. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
They said:
“Oral sex? Oral sex you want? You’ll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!”
Livin’ on Tums, Vitamin E and Rogaine
If they can put a man on the moon, why can’t they slice the bread before they wrap it up?
Oh, they do? Never mind…
“If they can invent a flying machine, why can’t they…”
If they can build a large stone pyramid without any construction equipment why can’t they…
To deal with men by force is as impractical as to deal with nature by persuasion.
How about…
“They’ll put a man on the moon before they manage to do this?”
Brian O’Neill
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