{{ N.B.:The following concerns “male plumbing” iissues, and uses some pretty crude language. which might cause offense or ugh-out for some readers… If that means you, please don’t scroll any further.}}
I’ve been having pecker trouble recently,.and not the kind where one’s pecker that* gets* one in trouble. What I mean is, when I pee, it stings. Plain old urination causes my poor choad brief but fairly intense pain, especially around the, errrm, pee-lips. Ouch. Aaaaaiiiieeee. Aw fuck, and ouch again.
The whole unit seems just slightly swoll up and inflamed, too, just enough to be irritated and uncomfortable when I walk. Even though I haven’t worn underwearsince I was a teenager,right now I’ve got on cotton gym shorts under my pants to keep from banging and scraping it.
Worse yet, there’s a nasty discharge now. When I take it out to pee, there’ll usually be a smear of yellowish-white peckermucus (I decline to use the word “pus” in refernce to my penis, thank you very much) on the head of my unt or gumming up the pubes.
Now, what the combination of burning piss, discharge, and swollen sore member usually means is gonorrhea, right? Which is what a friend of mine who beacme sexually active in the late '60s/early '70s era and got dosed with it a few times himsel,f says it sounds like to him.
Except according to my bud, if a man has the clap, the burning piss thing gets steadily more painful as it goes along. Since mine hasn’'t noticeably intensified since its onset.
I know non-venereal genital/urinary tract infections exist; are their symptoms similar to gonorrhea or what I’m describing? Monday afternoon I’ve got a clinic appointment to have my choad examined, but the discomfort and accompanying mental distress are getting to me. For one thing I’ve not had much opportunity to catch a venereal disease recently, and if I* do * have one I will be very surprised indeed, and a certain person I know is gonna be in big trouble
They treat that with simple antibiotics, right? And it goes away quick?
The idea of it being something else is pretty alarming too. After he told meall about gonorrhea and how it might be the cause of my prick problem, my old pal gleefully described cases of non-gonnococcal urinary track infections he had heard of, and treatments that involved catheters, and steel sounds, and the insertion of glass tubing into very tight and sensitive places, until I very nearly screamed. Thus, if what I’ve got isn’t VD, I probably won’t be happy with that situation either.
When I was taught the male mysteries, I obviously got shorted on this aspect, so now, at the age of 51, I must turn to my fellow bearers of scrota,choads, and testes, and ask them tor some brotherly advice or info or even reassrance about the situation with my fouled and oozy phallus. before my doctor’s appointment the day after tomorrow.