Inspired by http://www.reallifecomics.com/ for Samhain.
- There would be famines because of zombies not locusts.
…Your turn
HUGS!
Sqrl
California’s new nickname would be the State of the Living Dead
Well, they’re not going to eat you, so there is no reason to fear them. Get rid of them with pesticide.
Regular zombies want to eat human brains. What do vegetarian zombies lust after, cauliflower?
Oh, I have to add to the list…ermmm…
- Because pumpkins would be quickly devoured, we’d have to carve jack o’ lanterns out of butt steak.
. . .we would load shotgun shells with cracked corn to disperse them.
. . .they would compete with ducks for waterholes.
. . .they wouldn’t rot, they’d mold.
. . .there would be a lot more of them than people expect.
. . .they’d be skinny.
Actually, that’s not always true. I’m a vegetarian for 10+ years, and I’m definately not skinny. When people find out I’m a vegetarian, they always ask ‘For how long?’ I make them guess. Usually they guess 3 months.
I’m 6’3", 315lbs. (or so) Hard to find scales that go over 300 lbs.
…Peta Tsunami would be their queen.
They’d stumble around moaning “Greens! Greens!”
The wearing of fig leaves over sensitive areas would skyrocket.
Wes Craven would make a movie of the spectacle, proving that you can sqeeze blood from a turnip.
Farmers would irrigate their crops with chicken broth.
We could look forward to “The Zombie’s Guide To Vegetarian Cooking.”
Umm, I believe that’s already taken by Florida.
The comic that I posted earlier on Halloween had the zombies crying for “Grains, Grains.”
They fed it a loaf of bread to make it go away. 
HUGS!
Sqrl
Okay, if y’all are gonna miss the obvious ones, I guess I’ll have to succumb…
We would
…rip heads of cabbage right out of the patch
…devour heads of lettuce
…suck the eyes out of potatoes
…slurp black-eyed peas straight from the pot
…nibble on ears of corn
…yank the still beating hearts of palm and celery outta, outta…um…okay off the grocer’s shelves
…and naw on artichoke hearts (dipped in a light vinegarette)
…terrorize human beans instead of human beings
And Chief, FUNGI you! 