Heh heh heh. By hungry zombies.
Reminds me of the old elementary school joke:
*What’s this? :scritch scritch scritch:
I dunno. What?
A brainsucker. What’s it doing?*
Starving to death.
Huh?
That just doesn’t make sense.
What would those zombies feast on?
Sorry. The :scritch scritch scritch: represents manual palpitation of the occipital region of the victim’s cranium by the juvenile jokester.
I guess you had to be there. 
I pictured a bunch of disgruntled corpses leaping on a shrubbery.
And that is why I don’t frequent message boards outside the SDMB. Whadda bunch of maroons.
(To be fair, the Ars Technica board is okay in small doses. But mainly just the article discussions. Slashdot is, well… Slashdot.)
Maroons, yes.
But the maroon OP in question seems to be a pretty skilled Photoshopper.
What happens when zombies get food poisoning?
If only it was true!
Bwahahahahha…
[Homer]
Argggh…ZOMBIES!
Don’t eat me, I have a wife and kids!
…
Eat them!
[/Homer]