Here are the rules:
Ask a question about zombies that can be answered with a last syllable of “ains” (spelling not important).
Answer the question the person above you posted, then follow with one of your own.
Example:
The question for the next doper is:
What do zombie farmers grow?
Graaaiiiiinsss!
If a pack of zombies dined on your intestines, what would they leave all over your snow white carpet?
Staaaaiiiinnnnssss
Who are a zombie’s favorite Scandinavians?
Daaaaaanes
Who’s a zombie’s favorite Jackson brother?
Jermaaaaaainesss
Where do zombies find motherfuckin’ snakes?
On Motherfuckin’ Plaaaaaaanes.
What does a zombie feel when he’s looking at you?
Paaaaaiiiiinn.
What is a Zombie’s favorite song from My Fair Lady?
The raaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin in Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiin stays mainly in the plaaaaaiiiiiin
How do zombies travel?
By Traaaiiiiinnnnnn.
Why does a zombie use drano?
To clean his draaaaiins.
What’s a zombie’s favorite breed of dog?
Great daaaaaaannnes.
When zombies move a cadaver, what are they carrying?
remaaaiiiinnnnsss
Whose is a zombie’s favorite actor (several apply)
Claude Raaaaiiiiiins!
What brand of underwear do zombies wear?
Haaaaaaanes!
What’s this pile of Pride and Prejudice and Emma and whatnot? Whose books are these?!
Jaaaaaannnesss!!!
What do zombies wear around their necks?
Bling on diamond encrusted chaaaaiiiiinnnns.
Where do zombies keep their websites?
Domaaaiiiinnss!!
When driving, a zombie uses a turn signal to switch what?!?
On their domaaaaaaaiiiiiins.
Does the zombie pope have sex?
Change laaaaannnessss!
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