no, he abstaaaaaaains.
What do elderly zombies use to help them walk?
Noooo. He abstaaaaiiiiinnss!!!
Zombies favorite old tv show is “My So Called Life”. Who’s the star?!?
Claire Daaaanes!
Why do zombies shake hands and kiss babies?
Caaaannnnnesss!!
To help their campaaaaaiiiiignes!
What type of natural disaster are zombies in south Florida famous for?
edited to fix continuity.
On their Campaaaiiins.
Who is the late, zombie publisher of Mad Magazine?
William GAAAAAIIIINNNESS
Hurricaaaaaaanes!
Also the answer to “What is a zombie’s favorite NHL Hockey team.” 
What does a zombie take to get high?
Cocaaaaiiine.
Who is a zombie’s favorite 19th century author?
Mark Twaaaiiin
Uhh…there’s no question for me to answer…all this confusion is going to drive me…
INSAAAAANNNNNEEEE!!!
Zombies dig the blue blood that comes from what??
Insaaaaaane!
Zombie Superman is dating the zombie…
Lois Laaaaane, who has blue blood in her veeeeiiiinnnsss.
When a zombie karaoke artist goes on stage, what does he do?
Entertaiiiiinnnnesss!!! I think
I’m way to into this thread. I’m not going to get anything done at work today.
Who is chased over the bridged by the Headless Horseman in the Legend of Sleepy Hollow?
Ichabod Craaaaaaaane
Zombie world of warcraft players have lots of alts, but they usually play on their…
Maaaaiiiiiiinnnns
(Entertains was correct)
How do you steer a zombie horse?
With the Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins.
What does a zombie police officer do with his arrestees?
Detaaaaaiiiiiinnnn!!!
“Thriller!!! Thriller of the night…” is the beginning to what part of the classic zombie anthem?
hint: another word for “chorus”
Refraaaaaaaiin!
When zombies participate in extreme sports, they jump out of…?