Well, Halloween is coming, so I’m starting the zombie game! (We did it last year, but bumping it would kill the jokes, ya know?)
Rules - someone makes a statement or question where the reply is left hanging for the next poster. They provide the response, then post their own.
Answers should generally have the “-aaaaaains” sound.
So first up:
What do zombie farmers grow?
Graaaaaaaains!!!
Which politician’s platform do zombies support?
McCaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains.
What do zombies hold their eyeglass lenses with?
Fraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains.
How do zombie businessmen travel?
Plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanes
Who lives in Denmark?
(Frains = frames? :eek:)
Traaaaaaaaaaaaains.
What do clever zombies like to eat?
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanes!
Who played the Invisible Man?
Claude Raaaaaaaaaaaaaains!
Bacteria can ingest nourishment through what part of their bodies?
Membraaaaaaaanes!
If you’re building a large, tall structure, what sort of heavy duty construction equipment might you need?
Craaaaaaanes!
What do zombie plumbers clean?
Draaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!
What is Cheer good at cleaning?
Staaaaaaaaiiins!
What birds do zombies like the most?
Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaanes!
What’s a zombie’s favorite part of the window?
Paaaaaaanes!
What do you call a family of outed CIA agents?
Paaaaaaaaaaaaaanes!
What do zombies eat at Christmas?
Candy caaaaaaanes! (Actually it’s “fruitbrains”)
Who is zombies’ favortie Simpsons character?
McBaaaaaaaaaaaaaain!
Where do zombies love to go bowling?
Bowling Laaaaaaanes!
What do female zombies wear on their legs?
Haaaaaaaaanes!
What did zombie Tattoo get most excited about?
Da plaaaaaaaaane! Da plaaaaaaaaane!
Who did Zombie George want to “Stop this crazy thing!”?