Jaaaaaaaane!
What’s a zombie chemists favorite solvent?
Hexaaaaaaaaaane!
How does the zombie boxer prepare for a fight?
He traaaaaaains!
In what format did zombie Nostradamus write his predictions?
Quatraaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!
What kind of injuries would devastate zombie sprinters?
Spraaaaaaaaaains!
And for the a non answered one:
What do you call a family of outed CIA agents?
Valerie Plaaaaaaaaaames!
Next up:
What are zombies favorite parts of a poem or song?
Refraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!
Who is the hands-down zombie favorite Revolutionary War-era writer?
Thomas Paaaaaaaayne!
What’s the name of Superman’s zombie girlfriend?
Lois Laaaaaaaane.
What is a zombie’s favorite song from My Fair Lady?
The rain in Spain falls mainly in the…
Braaaaaaains!
Where does zombie bathwater go?
Down the draaaaaaaaaaaain!
What do zombie construction workers operate?
Down the Draaaaaaaaains!
Who’s music does a zombie listen to when they’re in the mood for some blues saxophone?
John Coltraaaaaiiiiiin’s
Excedrin relieves this symptom, and allegedly makes brains taste better.
Paaaaiinnnn.
How does a zombie get his point across?
He
explaaaaaaaains…
Most Zombies wearing white avoid wine, because it tends to…
Staiiiinnn.
Who is the zombie’s favorite foul-mouthed British actor?
Michael Caaaaaaaaaaine
What is zombies’ favorite detergent?
Gaaaaaaaaaaaain
Who did the zombie ape-men fight over?
Jaaaaaaaaaaaaane!
What do zombie cigarette lighters run on?
Butaaaaane!
What is a zombie’s favorite Middle Eastern kingdom?
Bahraaaiiiiinnn…
I know that some Canadian Zombies have recently begun to root for this Hockey team…