If you could be instantly qualified for any job...

Male, 37 - IT Tech.

Male, 32-Civil Rights lawyer/politician

Female, 26. Head Librarian for the Parliamentarian Library in Ottawa

To everyone who has shared so far, I thank you. That even goes to the less than serious replies. I rather enjoy getting a small glimpse into the real you. I even have an idea for a similar question to pose to the masses after this one has run for a bit. Again, I appreciate everyone’s honesty.

Pope. Boy, would I have some changes to implement.

Female, 33. Xenolinguist, that is, expert on alien languages. I’d interpret for Todderbob.

Female, 44, Queen of England. I’m not english, but I do a good accent. I’d bring back public hangings.
Srsly.

Ok, since that isn’t going to fly, how about a teacher,with a PhD and tenure.

Female - 30 - forensic pathologist

male - 55 - sushi chef

Male, 65: either Classical composer or Sculptor.

(or Speedo model).

Female, 18 - Doctor.

Female, 43.

Either a very good psychologist/therapist, or a cosmetic surgeon.

I’m male, 35, and I’d like to be a bestselling author please. I’d LOVE to make a living writing fiction, and I’d like to be able to make enough to keep my kids comfortable, but I definitely don’t want supertstar-level fame. Think Stephen King-level success, but with the ability to do my regular shopping without getting hassled.

Female, 42. On serious terms, restoration architect; that would mean a degree in Architecture, followed by a jump to Arts for two years studying Architectural Restoration; add Pictorial Restoration and Sculptural Restoration and you have what I would have spent 12 years studying if I’d been able to “waste” that much time in school. On less-serious ones, modern ballet dancer (I’d be in superb physical shape for the first time in my life :p)
Bell, aren’t you female? Sounds like a real big change at the word “go”.

female, age 57 I’d be either an dancer on Broadway, or a cowboy.

Female, 28. Doctor.

Male, 28, surgeon…preferably orthopedic.

Female, 30, doctor.

I have said in the past that I would love to audit med school classes just to learn everything. It’s the residency and junk that turn me off, and the years of crushing debt.

She would take the Papal name Joan II.:cool:

No fair …

female 49 and I am actually working on getting accepted into University of Arizona in Tucson right now to work towards a doctorate in Archeology. I want to actually become a writer of blogs, books and TV documentaries that are shall we say way fucking more thoroughly researched than what normally appears in popular view. The way to tell in my house that there is a documentary on is by the resounding cries of “What a load of fucking bullshit … it says in <documentation> this not that line of shit”

I’m also a person that sent in some 90 odd corrections to the publisher of Jeff Smith’s Three Ancient Cuisines with documentation as to why the shit he was spouting was incorrect.