If you could be invisible for 1 day, where would you go and what would you do?

In My Humble Opinion
1

A shrink asked me that on a pre-employment psych test once. I wasn’t expecting it and it threw me for a loop a bit. I’m certain they didn’t want someone to tell them they’d rob banks or hang out in the womens locker room.

I told them I would go home and see if my wife really did all the housework she was always yammering about.

Must have been good enough, they didn’t mark the question for review like they did on questions they didn’t care for your answer. Plus I got the job.

But in reality I’d probably pull some terrific pranks on people. Maybe eavesdrop on a few folks I know.

What is your honest answer? Don’t hold back.

2

Probably just hang at the house and see what my pets are up to all day.

I 'm currious as to what time of day they wake up from there naps and head for the front for waiting for me to get home? Both cat and dog do this.

Also, sometimes when I get home, my two cats are obviously pissed at each other. Which is weird because they don’t get pissed at each other when I’m home. I really want to know who started the fight and what the hell they’re are fighting about. These are two cats that usually like each other enough to share a food bowl and cuddle with each other when they nap.

Or maybe attend some backdoor meetings in DC and see how the sausage is made. Although that would probably just piss me off more than anything.

3

I hope I’d have the nerve to offer my services to the local police, or the CIA or something. With only one day of this superpower, I’d obviously have no time for training, but maybe there’s something simple I could help with.

But I’d probably chicken out, for fear of becoming their guinea pig, or worse.

4

I’d participate in the important research field of “what is it that is allowing people to be invisible for a day?” Perhaps I’d get a mention in the Nobel Acceptance speech of the winner, if only as part of the collective “All important, volunteer research participants”.

5

I’d hang out in the White House to learn people’s passwords to their email accounts and then forward the entire contents to the NY Times, Washington Post, and several other outlets.

6

I guess it depends on the type of invisibility if I have to walk around naked then the broncos cheerleaders locker room it is. If I can touch and carry stuff that is invisible I’ve got a couple of crimes that I would love to carry out. If it just what I’m wearing when I go invisible goes too then I’ll probably spend the day spying and trying to learn something useful. Not sure where I’d do that though. It would take me most of the day to get to congress and making it through the airport invisible would be a pain. The odds of catching anything interesting with corporate espionage is pretty low if you don’t have some kind of inside knowledge of when and where a meeting will be to begin with.

Honestly, the crimes are the only thing that have any interest for me. I may just pass on the whole deal.

7

Would my clothes be invisible too? If not, get back to me in July.

8

I would just drive around. Imagine how people would freak out seeing a driverless car cruising the streets! OK, maybe not so much these days…

9

Dogs would smell you and know you were there.

10

Sadly, I can’t answer without hearing folks in suits knocking on my door.

11

Yea, if you need an invisibility suit to do something, then you probably shouldn’t be doing it.

12

Assuming some normal physical limits are not in play (travel time from my home to where I would want to be invisible, stuff like that…).

I would spend the day in the presence of Trump, making things move around to drive him crazy, dropping his trousers during a TV appearance, punching him repeatedly in the face (and other places), jacking his mouth around so he couldn’t speak intelligibly, pulling his hair.

Generally causing mischief so that it appeared obvious to everyone that they needed to put him in a padded room.

13

I would bring peace to the Middle East.

14

I would be at Super Bowl LIV - on the field, disrupting play however I could. Nudging the ball as the kicker is about to kickoff to start the game, tripping quarterbacks as they drop back to pass, that kind of thing.

Years ago Bill Murray tweeted, “If I ever turned invisible, I’d go to Paris and beat up a mime. The amount of applause he’d get would be amazing.” It’s a tempting thought.

15

Just what I was thinkin’.

16

Actually, I was thinking that I would like to walk into the White House and replace Donny Two Scoop’s cheeseburgers with Impossible Burgers, just to see if he’d notice.

17

I think I’d fly west.

(I’d do secret stuff;))

18

I’d make it look like a dart was flying on an impossible path towards a target in a black & white tavern.

19

The answer here is to monitor your co-workers to see if they’re really as trustworthy and hardworking as they claim they are. You’ll get the job and probably an instant promotion.

20

I have a huge list of things I would do!

I would sneak into a couple of dance clubs and dance like no one was watching.

I would eavesdrop in Starbucks (actually, I do this anyway, but no one would know, so that would be better.)

I would get on the bus for free and ride all over town, maybe even to another town.

There are a couple of houses I would love to get into and see what they look like inside. I guess I’d have to follow someone in.

I would go to all the museums where you have to pay to get in and NOT PAY. hee hee.

I would also go find one of those pianos that some cities have in public places and play something on it. I only have two or three songs I can play without sheet music but it would be interesting to watch peoples’ reactions. They’d probably just think it was a player piano, except for all the goofs.

The list goes on, but I’m less likely to admit to some stuff than I am to other stuff.