shoot i dunno-
I’ll pick Libertarian and Polycarp.
Okey-doke, TV Time, I’ll take you.
And Jack Batty. He’d be good for Friends and movie trivia to pass the time.
Coldfire, just to have a chance to mock the Dutch.
BottledBlondeJeanie, simply based on a thread she started not too long ago.
Can any of you build complicated machinery out of coconuts, bamboo, and vines?
Actually, Legomancer, I’m reading the SDMB on a computer I built from bananas, abelone shells, and kelp.
Daniel
**Cecil Adams ** and **Ed Zotti **. OH wait, you said TWO dopers. that means i get to pick one more person, right. give me a little bit to think on this
Dinsdale and Milosarrian.
Oh, and Aceospades back off Ed Zotti - he’s MINE! 
If we’re going strictly with conversation in mind, I’d have to pick Rasa and Casdave. I find them the two most interesting posters.
So what you’re saying is you haven’t read any shipwreck novels, or seen any movies, where there’s more than one person involved? 
Many of us never get mentioned 
I must be some sort of masochist opening up these popularity threads.
In this case, however, my omission is well deserved. No boohoos or sniffsniffs here; anyone who chose me would be making a terrible mistake.
Feel free to take it as a plea for approval in an attempt to escape the obscurity of the masses of unpopular posters. Go ahead and pick me. Just bear in mind that if you do choose me, once we’re on the island you will finally know what hell truly is.
Bah… who am I kidding? I would probably walk into a tree, fall into a coma and die on the first day :smack:
And I’m not even that meaty if cannibalism became necessary.
Wow, this is really good, but it depends on how much alcohol is available on the island. If plenty, probably Biggirl.
If not? Hmmm … maybe Persephone or Geobabe.
'Course, I’m only thinking of people who are always nice to me (except for Biggirl).
The second slot I have to keep open for my wife, since she’d kill me if I didn’t.
I will take the professor and the skipper. I know it isn’t quite about the OP but I would eat the skipper and have the professor make something interesting out of his bones. Perhaps we can inflate the skippers dead body and use it as a life raft so we can get to safety.
I think I would like His4ever and DavidB on the island with me. I would go hide out and watch them kill eachother from afar. Mwuahhahahahaha
tars tarkas and cunan cigar because they are both from around where i live
If I were court on a desert Island it would be with Justhink and His4ever, when I get unlucky I get VERY unlucky.
Cheers, Keithy
Which ever dopers have the following skills.
One should be able to build stuff, including tools to build stuff, so I don’t have to live in a cave. Hopefully this person can catch, clean and cook the food that is available.
The other should have what ever skills it takes TO GET THE HELL OFF THIS ISLAND!!!
Hmmm. If I pick Polycarp, I’d have to pick Skulldigger as well. If I pick Scotticher, she’ll never let me hear the end of it if I don’t pick Johnny L.A.. Libertarian’s married, so I wouldn’t feel right picking him without his wife, although he and vanilla could be fun. I think Qadgop would be interesting and practical, and I’m assuming this island would meet cuaumetoc’s requirements for a tropical location. Fairy Chat Mom and Dinsdale strike me as having good common sense. I’ve also got conversations started with homebrew and lel that I’d love to finish (I will reply to your e-mails one of these days!). Then there’s a bunch of Dopers down in the D.C. area, including gobear, ultrafilter, and Jonathan Chance who I like already and would like to get to know better. Steve Wright would also be interesting. This is hard!
In the end, I’d have to go with Kal and Washte, because I know all three of us would get along and I like the way their minds work. I’ll also point out that limiting myself to two Dopers is too hard!
So, I’m another masochist who looks at thread like this. Despite my habit of going off on weird theological tangents, I am very practical and down-to-earth and can build a pretty wide variety of things, including an Aran sweater, a custom designed bookcase, and a printed circuit board. I figure given my religion, knowing a bit of carpentry’s not a bad thing. Any takers?
CJ
**Banger ** I’ll pick you, but you are going to have to fatten up for the stew pot. Donut?
And for my other doper who will survive **Banger ** and possible dine on Banger Stew, I pick, (the poor bastard) **Meatros ** May God Have Mercy On Your soul
No, but I have an ongoing project. What is that, you may ask? Building a time machine out of matchheads, plywood, and rubber bands. Okay, so it doesn’t really have any relevance to a desert island scenario, but I jsut HAD to get that joke in.
F_X
Only Two? 
This is difficult - there are lots of good ones…
superbee and BottledBlondJeanie both are sexy, smart, fun & they’re bikers - woo hoo! My Island is going to be fun.
I’m thinking Nacho4Sara if she’s still around.
The other doesn’t matter at all…